Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
Lying down at Ophelia's feet.
Ophelia: No, my lord.
Hamlet: I mean, my head upon your lap?
Ophelia: Ay, my lord.
Hamlet: Do you think I meant country matters?
Ophelia: I think nothing, my lord.
Hamlet: That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs. (Hamlet III.ii.111-20)
My Mistress' Cunny
| 1. My mistress is a hive of bees In yonder flowery Garden: To her they come with loaden thighs, To ease them of their burden. As under the bee-hive lieth the wax, And under the wax is honey, So under her waist her belly is placed - And under that, her cunny.
2. My mistress is a mine of gold,
Would that it were her pleasure To let me dig within her mould And roll among her treasure! As under the moss the mould doth lye, And under the mould is mony, So under her waist her belly is placed - And under that, her cunny. | 3. My mistress is a morn in May, Which drops of dew down stilleth: Where'er she goes to sport and play, The dew down sweetly trilleth. As under the sun the mist doth lye, So under the mist it is sunny, So under her waist her belly is placed - And under that, her cunny.
4. My mistress is a pleasant spring,
That yieldeth store of water sweet, That doth refresh each wither'd thing Lies trodden under feet. Her belly is both white and soft, And downy as any bunny, That many gallants wish full oft To play but with her cunny. |
| 5. My mistress hath the magick sprays, Of late she takes such wondrous pain That she can pleasing spirits raise, And also lay them down again. Such power hath my tripping doe, My pretty little bunny, That many would their lives forego, To play but with her cunny. |
A lot of men like cunts. Some women like cunts. All women have cunts. A great majority of people came from cunts. Cunts are an important part of Wicca and Paganism. Despite all this, and the literary and musical evidence presented above, cunts and coneys are not linked in the way many people (myself included) think. In college, my history of the English Language professor told us that the word cunt was derived from the word coney, an older word for rabbit or hare, and rabbit words like conejo, that have Latin roots . I believed her. I had no reason not to. In fact, I've propagated that misinformation on many occasions. However, according to Karl Hagen, in his article "The Etymology of 'Cunt'", this is not the case. If you're up for some English geeky reading, check out the article: http://www.polysyllabic.com/?q=node/77
Despite this, there is a certain fascination with cunts and an unmistakable link to rabbits, cats, beavers, and other animals. Is it just because all of the above are furry unless shaved or that all of the above like to be petted (I don't really know about outside beavers, but my beaver likes to be petted)? It's a curious rabbit hole to go down upon. Perhaps, just like the animals associated with the cunt, the ladies who possess them can be quite fun to "hunt"!
In this new series, we'll be exploring several things: rabbits and hares in nonexistent modern Pagan mythology, hunting/fishing/and trapping and how it fits in with Paganism and the Wiccan Rede, fur fetishes, and PETA.
As I said above, a great majority of humans originally transitioned from their mother into this world via a cunt, and a great majority of humans were made when their mother's cunt received their father's penis. To the ancients, cunts were something of a mystery. Life sprang from them. They were spots of great pleasure and great pain. They could bleed with out actually being injured. The mysteries behind the cunt were blended with other mysteries of the world, which were attributed to the Goddess--since science wasn't there to explain away everything.
The exposed cunt became a fertility symbol in many cultures that would be openly displayed and honored along with images of penis. Even today, fertility in one form or another drives everything, just as it did in ancient times.
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| Irish Sheila Na Gig |
But in time, science did develop and start to explain away all the mysteries of the cunt, and the Goddesses behind the mystical cunt were gradually forgotten.
Scientist even started recording cunt anomalies. The largest cunt thought to exist belonged to Anna Swan, a giant from Scotland. Interestingly enough, she also bore the largest baby ever born.
So, if you enjoy simple country pleasures, go hunt a cunt and honor the Goddess in the simplest and purest way possible--fuck her silly!
These folks appreciate the mysteries of the cunt:
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Tonia Brown www.thebackseatwriter.com
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